Who Said All Faces Of Meth Are Ugly?

(Source) — The charges against Katie Rees, 30, were filed Monday and include “trafficking in a controlled substance, sale of a controlled substance, and two counts of conspiracy to violate the uniform controlled substances act,” the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports. Police say she sold meth to one “J. Peacock” last September, then was caught with 5.3 grams the next month. She’s also accused of working with “unknown co-conspirators.” A warrant was issued for Rees’s arrest Wednesday. She was previously charged with resisting arrest in 2008 and drug possession in 2012.

Look Katie, you seem like a nice girl. You’re not as terrifying as most faces of meth are, you’re actually rather pretty. If you were in porn (the MILF category of course, as porn MILFs are just 28-35 year olds on meth) I’d absolutely jerk off to you. But you’re not hot enough to be dealing meth. For me to agree to buy meth from a girl you need to be like Candice Swanepoel hot. Nina Agdal can sell heroin and Olivia Munn can sling crack. That’s the kind of hotness you need to bring on more hard drug customers and really expand your empire. You? You’re more of a weed girl. Like if we were in a bar and you asked if I wanted weed I’d probably buy a bit to keep talking to you. But meth? If I’m gonna risk ruining the rest of my life by getting addicted to meth then you damn sure better be worth it.